A guy was seated next to an attractive blonde lady on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the blonde and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The blonde, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the blonde replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
35% to 50% Off Select PC's
35% to 50% Off Select PC's
Microsoft Store is offering 35% to 50% off select PC's while supplies last. Please let your customers take advantage of these great discounts. Below is a list of eligible PC's at each percentage and the code needed.
35% Off PC's with Code: CLR-MSAFL-35%-PC
Microsoft Store is offering 35% to 50% off select PC's while supplies last. Please let your customers take advantage of these great discounts. Below is a list of eligible PC's at each percentage and the code needed.
35% Off PC's with Code: CLR-MSAFL-35%-PC
Dell XPS 13 Arctic White
Dell XPS 16 Obsidian Black
40% Off PC's with Code: CLR-MSAFL-40%-PC
HP Envy 15 Silver - Config
HP Pavilion dv6-2182nr Black/Silver - Config
HP Pavilion TouchSmart 300-1128 Black - Display
Dell Adamo XPS 13 Notebook
50% Off PC with Code: CLR-MSAFL-50%-PC
Dell Alienware M17x Space Black
Dell XPS 16 Obsidian Black
40% Off PC's with Code: CLR-MSAFL-40%-PC
HP Envy 15 Silver - Config
HP Pavilion dv6-2182nr Black/Silver - Config
HP Pavilion TouchSmart 300-1128 Black - Display
Dell Adamo XPS 13 Notebook
50% Off PC with Code: CLR-MSAFL-50%-PC
Dell Alienware M17x Space Black
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Monday, May 24, 2010
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Friday, May 21, 2010
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Sunday, May 16, 2010
Technology
There is so much Technology around, growing daily, Thought I'd start a blog to list all the good stuff I find.
Heres a joke to start it off
How To Please Your I.T. Department
(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can fix your telephone line from here.
10. When you have a dozen old computer screens to get rid of, call computer support. We're collectors.
11. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
12. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
13. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
14. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
15. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
Heres a joke to start it off
How To Please Your I.T. Department
(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can fix your telephone line from here.
10. When you have a dozen old computer screens to get rid of, call computer support. We're collectors.
11. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
12. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
13. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
14. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
15. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
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