Saturday, July 10, 2010

Interesting website (and a laff :-)

Theres an interesting new affiliate marketing site opened up for Clickbank and paydotcon Affiliate marketers called SKADOOGLE.  This site gives you a nice list of top performing products to promote everyday, and allows you to tweet them straight off the page.  Click the banner Below to learn more if you are interested in this kinda thing!


Actual Call Center Calls

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" 
Customer: "It's on the door of your business." 
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we‟re open." 

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" 
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." 
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" 
 Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." 

Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please" 
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?" 
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off." 

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. 
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" 
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland " 

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on." 

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." 
Customer: "OK." 
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" 
Customer: "No." 
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" 
Customer: "No." 
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" 
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." 
Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"

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